| Management number | 220500777 | Release Date | 2026/05/03 | List Price | $8.00 | Model Number | 220500777 | ||
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Wherever Kaynor goes, chaos follows.He’s twelve years old, sticky-fingered, snack-obsessed, and blessed with a speech impediment that turns every “K” into a three-syllable event. And according to one washed-up cult leader in a rhinestone robe… he’s the Chosen One.When a freak road trip accident lands Kaynor’s dad in the hospital, the Grand Wizard of Krigger swoops in and whisks the boy away to “fulfill the prophecy.” What follows is a chain reaction of unhinged events: food-fight riots, stadium revivals, a rogue angry bee, political hysteria, culture-war chaos, and one confused kid who only ever wanted toys, snacks, and naps.Kaynor doesn’t understand why the world keeps melting down around him.America doesn’t care.America needs a messiah — even if he’s twelve, sticky, and accidentally controversial every time he opens his mouth.A fearless dark satire dripping in barbecue sauce, melatonin gummies, national absurdity, and misguided prophecy, Kontroversial K-K-Kaynor skewers:cult leaderschurch fanaticscable news outragepolitical opportunistscancel cultureand anyone looking for a hero in all the wrong placesThrough it all, Kaynor remains Kaynor: lovable, clueless, and eternally snack-powered.If you love South Park, The Boondocks, American Dad, or The Righteous Gemstones… this book is your new problem.Snack Power Forever — or else. Read more
| ISBN13 | 979-8275870398 |
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| Language | English |
| Publisher | Independently published |
| Dimensions | 6 x 0.12 x 9 inches |
| Item Weight | 4.6 ounces |
| Print length | 53 pages |
| Publication date | November 24, 2025 |
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